Wednesday 5 March 2014

Stag Do's and Don't

Stag Do’s and Don’ts!
Stag and Hen nights are considered a ‘rite of passage that no one should have to endure’ – aside from the inevitable, you want to avoid the night becoming expensive, monogamous and even painful! So here are some tips for making a night that nobody will forget but everybody will enjoy; whether you’re organising your own, or planning a surprise for a bride or groom to be- these tips will apply all round!

Rule Number 1 – Men On Tour! : What Ever Happens on the Road STAYS on the Road!

This rule, though unwritten and unspoken, is the most important rule of all. Whatever the reason, whether something mysteriously unbelievable happens, or something that nobody wants to ever mention again... or it may be the case that nobody remembers (or wants to remember) it is kept quiet for the rest of time!




Rule Number 2 – Never Leave A Man Behind!

Those attending the stag do form and unspoken pact to unite and stick together. You must never leave the inevitable one man that passes out in the bathroom floor of the club only to be woken up by the doorman and left to make his own way home (usually with little recollection of where he is going)

This rule also applies if a girl is involved! As part of a stag pact- a man should never end up waking alone in the living room of a girl’s house, he must always be accompanied!

Rule Number 3 – Man Up And Take The Bullet!

If you are nominated, no matter what you have done, you MUST see the punishment through! If you don’t... it is more than likely that the punishment will worsen, nobody wants to be made to have an ‘alcoholic drink before breakfast’ so take the bullet like a   man! 





Rule Number 4 – The Stag Is Also The Groom!


By all means take advantage of the most powerful weapon of all – EMBARRASSMENT! It is a rite of passage for there to be some kind of prank, but make sure that the stag remains in one piece (or pieces fixable before the big day). No tattoos, major spontaneous credit card expenses, no Vegas weddings!! Keep him dignified- he may be a stag- but remember he is still the groom-to-be.






Rule Number 5 - One Hand, One Drink

AT ALL TIMES- The stag must have a drink in his hand. If not, a forfeit must be put in place, or a dare or prank. But under NO circumstances must the stag remain drink free!



Rule Number 6 – ‘The Hangover’ Is Just A Film!

Nobody – especially the bride-to-be – wants to see videos on Facebook of the stag peeing in public, dancing shirtless on a table, sleeping in a bath, or throwing up! There are some parts of the night that are best left un evidenced
Filming of the daytime activities is allowed, except if the daytime activities include drinking or strippers.



Rule Number 7 - Target Audience

For the day time activity, ensure the venue and event is enjoyable for all- so if you’ve invited the grooms (or worse, the brides) elderly father, it’s probably best not to arrange a paintballing or rock climbing day!


Rule Number 8 – HAVE FUN. Make a night to remember. 

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